This post follows on from the one I posted a couple of days ago which featured a great photo of my astonishing culinary skills.

You know, the soggy mess, the soggy mess that one mumbler described as having been ‘boiled in coffee’, and containing lumps of snot.

Well, amongst the many emails containing such compliments was one that was somewhat more constructive, in that it contained a detailed recipe for the perfect omelette.

I am indebted to my old friend Mr.B.A.

As promised, here is a photo of the result.

It was as delicious as it looks – and those are the words of *Twinkle*, not me.

That’s three meals I can make now. And that’s not including Corn Flakes.