Just two mentions in the press this week – a double-page spread in a Japanese magazine, and a single page in the internationally unrenowned student newspaper, Sheffield Steel.


I can’t quite remember why I gave them that terrible photo of me kissing a Mongolian herdsman. However, I am delighted that Pepe the Peguin has made it into print – in the hands of the guard in the Forbidden City.

Anyone wishing to see the online version of this story about *Twinkle* and I, do a Google search for

“Joseph & Twinkle” – replacing the word ‘Twinkle’ with another name she sometimes goes by.

You may need your sick bag though and must be prepared for cheese.