Hmmm, well 27 minutes into my thirties, I don’t feel that different.
Last time I had a birthday like this, I was, er, 20.
I can’t have changed much since then.
Let’s check shall we?
Oh, but hang on! What’s that?! Look, up there, …my forehead …it’s GOT BIGGER!
It’s a good job *Twinkle* doesn’t know about this blog, otherwise she might call off the wedding!