Stanley was born in a field in Southern Herefordshire in early 2008.

He has qualifications in IT, double glazing and logs.

Application forms available upon request.

Every week, he meets Mr. Mouse. Mr. Mouse is an Underground Cheese Dealer. Due to the ban on cows consuming dairy products, Stanley has to meet him in secret. He goes disguised as a cow to fool the authorities.

Last month, Stanley competed for the Second National Animal Poo Prize. He was joined by Mr. Elephant, Mr. Mouse (the underground cheese dealer), Mr. Tiger, and Mr. Pig.

The animals were very proud.

Animal Poos © *Twinkle* 2008
Mouse, Tiger © *Twinkle* 2008
Elephant, Pig, © J. Taylor 2008
Stanley the Cow, © Joseph Tame 2008