I got a call early this morning from my agent asking that I ready my camera for another photo shoot for a major client. This was really exciting, and a major step up from my first assignment in February which saw me focus upon dead fish.
The photos are to appear in next month’s Cosmopolitan magazine as a part of their series on the latest fashions for famous reptiles.
So, this afternoon, close-up lens loaded and batteries fully charged, I made my way to the studio at the end of the garden where none other than Simon the Slow Worm was waiting!
Yes, Simon the Slow Worm! I could scarcely believe that I had been lucky enough to be chosen from amongst the many professional photographers in the area to work with Simon, who is of course well known for his outlandish performance on the BBC’s I’m a Celebrity With No legs!, and his stunning performance at last years Eurovision Song Contest.
Simon, he’s such a tease…
I got through about 10 rolls of film trying to catch that legendary smile of his, but I think I managed it quite well. Oh, and he did his seductive contortion thing, with the tail flick that so famously caused Madonna to swoon during filming of Evita 15 years ago.
For the Simon the Slow Worm fans amongst the DM readership I’ve posted more images from the shoot here.
Garway Hill, as seen an hour ago
Meanwhile, they’re selling the fields around our house for development…
I dare humankind to create something as incredible as this:
ah, ok, so this is pretty close.
The past week has seen my daily exercise routine somewhat curtailed by temporary responsibility for my friend’s car (which as no doubt you are tired of hearing, requires a lot of attention). But this morning, the car park refreshingly free of flat tyres, yellow tickets or vehicles supporting such accessories, I was able to get back out to the park.
It’s a very exciting time of year for the park, with the trees starting to blossom, the hedges sporting some fashionable green leaves, the daffodils trumpeting their fanfare of yellow across a sea of last year’s leaves.
But things must have been extra exciting during my period of absence, as look what is now parked in the middle of the football field!
Yes, a completely burnt-out car.
And how about this for a steering wheel? Perhaps a little hard to use when manoeuvring out of a tight parking spot.
I suppose in a way, given all that happened last week, I should have been surprised that it wasn’t the car that I’d been responsible for sitting there in all its naked glory!